Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Kempa!


KEMPA a.k.a 'Skippy', 'Dippy', is the boss of the 2nd main. He dictates terms here. Be it man or animal, he decides their entry and exit on my street. With great difficulty, he mangaed to win the hearts of one and all on this rather quiet street. He eats a meal at almost every doorstep here and takes good care of the whole road and more!!!!!
Car thefts have reduced after he decided to take the 'LAW' into his own hands. We havent lost a car stereo in the last couple of years, Thanks to his efficient policing!
He is well know for his 'FIR" and police case at the local police station.... (by the way, he almost took off a lady's hand one morning, when she was trying to shoo him away with a dry stick!!!!)
THE CRIME: sleeping quietly by the side of the road.....sources say he was actually in a deep sleep, infact, dreaming!!!The lady actually walks by and decided to shoo a dog that meant no harm to her. She threatened action against residents for not supporting her lame claim. The "Police Commissioner" was her cousin it seem:):)
THE VERDICT: Police decided that Kempa was "NOT GUILTY" of the alleged crime. Thanks to a neighbour lawyer who told the lady the street dogs are far more intelligent than her.
....................and KEMPA still rules!!!!!

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